You know your from Massachusettes when...

You think if someone is nice to you they either want  something or they are
from out of town

The public transportation system is known as the "T"  and you'd rather
drive in bumper to bumper traffic for 4 hours to get to  Bostonthan be
caught  dead on the "Orange   Line"

You could own a small town in  Iowa for the cost of  your house

There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes  of your house and that
is how you give directions

If you stay on the same road long enough it  eventually has three different
names

53 degrees is "on  the warm side"

You've walked to  Brigham's for an ice cream cone "to go" in the snow

You cringe every  time you hear some  actor/actress imitate
the"BostonAccent" on  TV

You call  chocolate sprinkles "jimmies"

A water fountain  is called a  bubbler. Say it " bubbla".

You can go from one side of town to the other in  less than fifteen minutes

You know how to pronounce towns like  Worcester,  Haverhill,  Peabody,
Scituate,  Chatham, and  Leominster

You know what  they sell at a "packie"

You keep an ice  scraper in your car all year round

Paranoia sets in  when you can't see a Dunkin Donuts, ATM or CVS

You've pulled out of a side street and used your car  to block oncoming
traffic so you can make a  left

You've bragged  about saving money at The Christmas Tree Shop

You know what a  "regular coffee" is!

You can navigate  a rotary without a problem

You use the words  "wicked" "pissa" and "good" in the same sentence

You know what a  frappe is

Saint Patrick's  Day is your second favorite holiday

You drink tonic  and would never consider using it on your hair

You never say  "Cape  Cod" you say "The  Cape"

You went to  Old SturbridgeVillageand  Plymouth Plantationat least once, in
elementary school, but never to Bunker  Hill

You know the Mass Pike and 495 create some sort of  strange weather
dividing line

You actually get  all these jokes and pass them on!