It never ends

Well here I am again bitching about my car. My love for is is dropping at an exponential rate. I need a new phone because I spilled a gin and tonic on it the other day and it shorted it out. I was drving around looking for a phone I wanted in peticular. I get to the mall, the worst traffic in the world and my car breaks down. The engine runs but nothing happens when you step on the gas. Luckily its a diesel so I can shift thru the first three gears without it stalling and do about 10 mph. Im the Christmas spirit of caring for your fellow man a lot of people were beeping at me and my misfortune while I tried to get out of the way and into a parking lot. I should have parked diagonally across the two lanes and shut my car off and locked it. So now it sits in the Marshalls parking lot. I had to dig my 20 year old reliable payed off Mustang out of the snow so I can get around. Now I have to spend more money on it after I splurged on some parts to make it faster. Merry fucking Christmas.