What the damn hell

Friday...it snowed, I knew it was going to snow but was mentally unprepared nonetheless. Anyone that knows me knows how much I hate winter, which is why Im out of here like a fat kid in dodgeball.

1. Woke up still drunk 1 hour 15 minutes after my alarm went off...check

2. ABS brakes stopped working the night before...check

3. E-brake stuck on...check

4. It snowed a fucking lot...check

5. Got plowed in in the parking lot at work...check

6. Got really pissed cause all I had was a broom to dig my car out and it took 30 minutes and I ripped the handle off my door...check

7. Was greeted with a $438 gas bill when I got home...check

Fuck you winter. If the job in Florida doesnt work out and I get one eating bags of shit instead I still wont want to move back to this hell. Also it was 12 degrees when I was driving to work this morning, I cant wait to give all my money to yankee gas.