To the red states I go...

Im heading off to South Carolina tomorrow night to go to a concert and a skunk-picnic. I cant wait. The skunk-friends Ive made over the years are super cool and I cant wait to see them again. I am kinda worried about driving a beetle with CT plates and anti-war stuff on it thru the south but I figure if I just write "Earnhardt Rules" on piece of notebook paper I can flash it to any rednecks that give me s**t that will fend them off and maybe bring a tear the their eyes at the same time. No offense to anyone here that lives in the south since if your reading this you have a computer and most likely are not a redneck.