Where Zen ends, ass kicking begins

Corporate America is going to come after this site soon for all the wasted productivity. I can feel it.

Or peta will come to save all the hugged skunks.

Dude, the cops were looking for you. They were looking for a kid in a Beetle who drank 3 Long Trails, a 7&7, and several beers afterwards during lunch hour...I told them you went that-ah-way.

Me Jeff and Jay are so fired. We got cut off by the bartender after you guys left so we went bar hopping.

The skunks like the hugs, they need the hugs.

Dont worry man, there is the rest of the internet to waste plenty of productivity on. This would be only about 1% of the time I waste.

What's the deal with the skunks are they your pets?

They are my kids :P

Tell me that you had their piss glands (or whatever they are called) removed...

Yes they are disarmed.